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What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:01

What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

True - how I loved my mum!

Undercover cops in New York are riding the subways with iPods on to entice robbery. Is that a form of entrapment? If not, why not?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

What do you mean son?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

What! how could you do that?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Do you know what she said mum?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

We now told, by Senator Grassley, that on the FBI form about the Biden bribery story, there is a Burisma exec who says he has 17 tapes of his deal with the Biden. 15 of Hunter and 2 of Joe Biden? What would this do to Hunter/Joe Biden if released?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!